About me

The TLDR

Software Engineer and Tech Enthusiast with 15+ years experience, returning from somewhat a break in Technology, using this as a platform for Projects and Experiments.

The Long Story

I’ve been interested in technology for as long as I can remember. It started in my early teens, learning to code so I could make game mods, then progressed into modifying hardware, taking things apart and generally trying to work out how everything worked.

At 16, I left my computer science studies to become an apprentice software engineer at a leading UK biometric security company. Its technology was used everywhere from government facilities and banks to football stadiums, royal households and installations around the world.

Over the next eight years, I worked my way up from apprentice to senior engineer and eventually team leader. The job itself was difficult to define, which was probably the best thing about it. One day I might be programming or designing PCBs, the next repairing hardware, handling support calls, helping manage projects or getting sent somewhere at short notice. It was chaotic, varied and an incredibly good way to learn.

After eight years, though, I’d burned out. I stepped away from technology for a while and eventually moved into a less technical role in PropTech. For the next five years, the idea of spending my evenings building things on a computer held very little appeal.

Recently, that curiosity has started creeping back. Quite a lot changed while I wasn’t paying attention. AI became genuinely useful, CPUs and GPUs became ridiculous, and the way software can be built changed dramatically. For probably the first time in my life, I feel slightly behind technology.

So, 35063e is my playground for catching up. It’s a home for projects, experiments, questionable ideas and things I’ll build purely because I wondered whether I could. And, far less dramatically, #35063e is simply a shade of purple I like.

I’m also an avid gamer, so some of my projects started life as tools for online communities. Usually because something didn’t exist, something annoyed me, or I looked at it and thought it could probably be done better.

Outside technology, I like dead things. That probably needs some clarification. I collect taxidermy, human osteological specimens, antiques and other slightly macabre curiosities. I’ve always been fascinated by anatomy, pathology and the funeral industry, and in another life I might have followed that path instead.

But I didn’t. I build things on computers and occasionally buy skeletons.

Life takes strange turns.

Stylised figure of me wearing sunglasses and a black floral shirt

The Laboratory.

The Occult Dashboard login screen

The Occult are a fictional group on the RPUK FiveM server. The custom PHP and MySQL dashboard was built to assist in managing operations, including members, stock, orders, finances & materials.

The Occult Discord Bot project preview

The Occult are a fictional group on the RPUK FiveM server. The custom Python based Discord bot was built around the group’s day-to-day workflows, handling notifications, automation and dashboard integrations.

DrinksBot robot raising a red cup in a purple neon bar

DrinksBot is a Discord drinking-game bot built to turn your voice chat into a party. Jump into games like Spin the Bottle, Ring of Fire and Roast Me, alongside many others, with DrinksBot picking players directly from your selected voice channel.

RPUK Command Visualiser banner over the Los Santos skyline

Build and preview FiveM text formatting without guessing what the tags will do in-game.

Keep track of films and TV, build your watchlist, rate what you watch and follow episode progress — all in one place.

Krumbly wordmark on a yellow background

Recipe and product costing for independent food makers. Calculate ingredient, packaging, labour and overhead costs, then work out selling prices, profit and margins.

More projects and experiments are on the way. Watch this space.

Get in touch.

I'm far from a social butterfly, but if you want to talk about a project, an idea or something suitably strange, contact me below.